Thursday, December 31, 2009

The Blind Side

*** Stars

Did you happen to see the TV spots and movie trailers for the The Blind Side? They're awful; a completely recycled usage of Lifetime Channel original movies. Did you happen to see The Blind Side? It's good; a surprisingly original use of the sports movie genre.

Sandra Bullock gives an uplifting performance as Leigh Anne Tuohy, a white Christian from a white Christian family who decides to take in a homeless African-American named Michael Oher. To put it lightly, Michael has had a rough childhood. Out of the goodness of their heart, Leigh and her family take Michael into their home after they discover him walking home alone from school with no where to go. Once under their house, Michael learns to appreciate the aspects of family, and soon he becomes apart of it. They learn he has a knack for football. He gets good. Very good. Uplifting stuff right?

This is all stuff you already know. People are not going to see The Blind Side for the surprises, but surprisingly, what's good about The Blind Side is just this, the journey itself. Not the destination. The moments Bullock are on screen, the movie holds. Without her, that lifetime channel vibe afloats. An amazing story becomes a good movie. Not great, but I'll take that anyday.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Invictus

** Stars

This is the first time since Blood Work where I've called a Clint Eastwood film, not good. After leaving the theater, my brother Ryan turned to me and said: The writing and acting was amazing, the directing and editing was terrible. I couldn't have said it better myself.

Morgan Freeman and Matt Damon are truly wonderful in their roles. No one on the planet is better suited to play Nelson Mandala than Freeman. With the experience of a near immortal and one of the most trusted voices in cinema, Freeman is a surefire Oscar contender for Best Actor. So is Damon, who plays the captain of South Africa's 1995 rugby team. The incredible true story of using sports to unite the country (politically and emotionally) deserves to be an incredible movie. It unfortunately falls into the wrong hands with Eastwood.

Eastwood was, is, and always will be a masterful filmmaker, but sometimes certain subjects are not meant to be told by certain people. Filled with the same structure problems as Flags of Our Fathers, it is more clear than ever that the man's reputation of using one take and moving on is wearing thin. For example, when rugby takes center stage in Invictus, I swear I noticed multiple uses of the same shot throughout different games. I never thought I'd say this, but I think it's time the man returned to his comfort zone, in hopes of finding a subject that supports his one-take technique.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Nine

**1/2 Stars

What's frustrating about Rob Marsall's latest madness of a musical is how surprisingly detached it is from the magic of its main character. Daniel Day-Lewis is on fire as Guido Contini, a famous Italian filmmaker in desperate need of a hit after a string of flop, but Marsall chooses antics over storytelling, and the movie falls short of its potential greatness because of it. In terms of moviemaking, Nine is too well crafted to be called a bad film. When the film isn't singing, and Daniel Day is in charge, it's electric. When Broadway takes over, it's anything but. Penelope Cruz, Marion Cotillard, Nicole Kidman, Judi Dench, and Kate Hudson are fantastic supporting players to Lewis, but the film's overall impact had me thinking: loved the players, not the game.

Friday, December 25, 2009

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

*** Stars

The doom that The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus faced when Heath Ledger passed away was hardly a speed bump. It was a roadblock. Thankfully, Terry Gilliam managed to blow through it with the help of three top-notch actors. Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Ferrell provide the goods needed to make Parnassus a good movie. That it falls short of a classic is perhaps inevitable, but there is no one person to blame this time around.

Sherlock Holmes

*** Stars

Robert Downey Jr. is the coolest guy in the room when he walks in it. This doesn't change in Sherlock Holmes, a very twisty and exciting take on the tales of the classic character. Director Guy Ritchie delivers scenes his familiar style and fast pace action in a runtime that exceeds 140 minutes. A bit too long, but certainly not frowned upon. Jude Law is perfectly cast as Watson, having great chemistry with Downey, who already seems to be posing up for the sequels. While it's certainly nothing masterful, Sherlock Holmes is a rousing holiday treat that stimulates the mind and tickles the senses. It's a surprisingly polished visual experience that may turn some viewers off who are looking for a classic detective story with its rough and tough feel, but don't judge until you see it. This may become the vintage Sherlock Holmes. Only sequels will tell.


Friday, December 18, 2009

Avatar

**** Stars

I am so proud of myself for waiting for the IMAX 3-D experience of Avatar. Sure, seeing it last week for free at a press screening would have been fine and dandy, but I felt like this was a movie that needed to be seen the right way. It was totally worth it, because it turned out to be one of the greatest movie-going experiences of my life. I know this statement packs a punch, but so does Avatar, the best film of 2009 and the best film of James Cameron's already astounding career. It took 14 years to make, time not only well spent, but well lived.

Avatar is not only a technical masterpiece, but also a truly taut and intelligent adventure, one that dazzles the eyes and stirs the heart. I haven't been this emotional involved in a blockbuster since The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Sure, The Dark Knight is one of the finest films of the decade, but my emotions sparked much stronger here throughout Avatar's entire 160 minute runtime. If you're an emotional person when it comes to movies (like me), expect James Cameron's latest to leave you breathless. Roger Ebert sums it up right: "Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you."

The year is 2154. The planet is a new world, called Pandora, a vastly rich and beautiful planet that the human race has bound to take control over, even though Pandora has never threatened Earth. However, Earth is dying and humans find it necessary to attack them because they have the resources we apparently need to survive (or to get rich, you decide). If you notice many similarities and comparisons to today's real world, you're suppose to. Cameron boldly places the ideas of today into the actions of tomorrow.

The story follows Jake Sully (Sam Worthington), a paraplegic marine who is recruited to take over an avatar after his identical twin dies. Jake is very interested because he can get his legs back in an avatar state. Also, if he does his job, he'll get an operation done where he'd be able to walk again. Therefore, the one thing that changes everything involves what Cameron does best: have a love story.

On Pandora, avatar Jake inhabits the Na'vi, the tribe that makes up the planet. They are very tall, blue-skinned, and extremely dangerous. But that's only if they attack you. They are mostly peaceful beings, who treat the earth the way we should.

Jake falls in love with Neytiri (Zoe Saldana), a Na'vi native who rescues him from the wicked creatures that inhabit Pandora (think Skull Island). After being accepted into their tribe for adhering to their environment, Jake is taught their way of life by Neytiri, through which they do indeed fall in love, which forces Jake to re-think which team he is fighting for.


The cast is great, the direction is outstanding, and the visuals are literally flirting with perfection. Sigourney Weaver particularly, has a much juicier part here than what I was expecting. She plays for the good side as a experienced scientist who wants nothing but to ensure the safety of the Na'vi. It's not so much the argument that humans are the enemy here and that's that, but it's what the human race represents that's the real enemy. This film should be discussed, analyzed, and be allowed for multiple viewings. It's extraordinarily fascinating.

What makes Avatar stand out is how Cameron uses groundbreaking technology to further storytelling, not just action. The story is more than just a good vs. evil fight, it creates a whole new world physically and emotionally. I'm not bringing down the action here, because it has some of the best action sequences in film history. The whole movie is a pure adrenaline rush. Good luck finding a better film in 2009. I know I won't.

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Brothers

*** Stars

I always knew Tobey Maguire could act, but I never thought he could scare the hell out of me. In Brothers, Maguire gives the best performance of his career (so far) in a brilliantly acted film that falls shy of greatness due to the wicked curse of melodrama. Not to dismiss the film, because it is certainly very worthy of praise, but I wish somehow director Jim Sheridan (In America) found a better way to balance the war sequences and home life. Maguire stars as Captain Sam Cahill, a dedicated soldier who is called up once again to serve a tour overseas. Natalie Portman (in a terrific performance) plays his wife Grace, and Jake Gyllenhaal portrays his brother Tommy. The three are a knockout together, and if only the film had followed suit, we'd be looking at one of the best movies of the year. After Sam is pronounced dead, killed in action, the family comes together to mourn him. However, they soon discover that he is alive. Now the trailer for Brothers would have you believe that this is about Sam returning home to find Tommy and Grace having an affair. Don't worry, the movie is too good for that. In fact, this bothers me because it's making you believe that this is a soap opera, when it's anything but. When Sam comes home, Maguire owns the screen. He was nominated for Best Actor at the Golden Globes. I don't see him getting nominated for an Oscar, but that sure would be one hell of a worthy nomination. He's had some good performances outside of Spider-Man in the past (Seabiscuit, Pleasantville) but with Brothers, he has established himself, for me anyways, as one of the best actors of his generation.

Friday, December 04, 2009

Up in the Air

**** Stars

There is a moment in the most timely film of the year,
Up in the Air, where George Clooney, playing a man who fires people on the road for a living, gets up and makes an annual speech about the physical act of moving. "Make no mistake, moving is living" he says, with that jaunty grin that proves just how much of a movie star he really is. He plays Ryan Bingham, a man whose life is his job. He fires people, but his life consists of living up in the air and on the road. He travels all over the country, building up enough flyer miles to earn himself gold status for the rest of his life. That is until his work decides to ground him after creating a new way of firing people. How? Yes, you guessed it. Over the Internet.

Ah yes, imagine a typical day at your job. In today's world (meaning with the economy in the shitter) everyone naturally has a fear of being fired. Then you get sent into a room and are ordered to stare into a computer monitor. From there, someone will come on and fire you as gently (aka as mean) as possible. Not only are you getting fired, but no one even had the decency to look you in the eye. Welcome to the suck, I'd say.

Obviously Ryan Bingham hates this new system. One because he believes that there is an art to how he does his business, and two because that would mean he would have to go home. Home to an empty apartment, an empty refrigerator, and an empty life. In a desperate attempt to get back up in the air, he agrees to take newcomer Natalie, played by Anna Kendrick (keep an eye out for this true talent) and creator of this new way of firing people with him on the road to experience what it's really like to fire someone. Face to face.

Hmm, time for old Clooney to have some fun. Fun both professionally and sexually. Yes, on the road, Ryan Bingham bumps into a love interest named Alex (played wonderfully by Vera Farminga), both of whom get aroused by the very thought of how many gold member and credit cards each one has. They hook up a few times, until Ryan starts to feel something. Is he in love? Is he ready to ground himself at his home in Omaha, Nebraska to start a life of love with Alex?

Well, I was surprised while watching this splendid piece of cinema that none of these questions have anything to do with what the film is really about. It definitely has the witty charm and familiar humor of a romantic-comedy, but it avoids every single cliche in the book. Clooney gives the performance of his career in one of 2009's best offerings, a movie whose time and tone are perfectly aligned. This is Jason Reitman's third feature (Thank You for Smoking, Juno) and his best work to date. If there is one film out there that can be considered a lock for Best Picture, look no further. Up in the Air is a moving ode to life. And make no mistake, moving is living.

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Reviews For Movies In Theaters Now



The Box

** Stars

The Box is an unnecessarily complex motion picture from director Richard Kelly. The premise is much too simple and exciting for the convoluted mind of the Donnie Darko helmer. It’s the story of a 1970’s suburban couple (played by the miscast of Cameron Diaz and James Marsden) who obtain a box from a strange and anonymous man (Frank Langella) who says that if they push the button on it, they’ll receive a payment of $1 million. The catch? Someone in the world they don’t know, will die. Too bad that The Box collapses into incoherency about half way through. I’ll always find Richard Kelly’s first film fascinating, and I’m not ready to give up on him, but with Southland Tales and The Box, Kelly has yet to prove he can tell a story that makes sense.



Michael Jackson’s This is It

***1/2 Stars

What a wonderful surprise of a movie this is. The final curtain call of Michael Jackson’s career is a celebratory one. This is It is a simple and exuberant celebration of the spirit of one of this country’s most talented musicians. Even at the age of 50, the man can still bring it. Creator Kenny Ortega gives the fans and the world a glimpse of the man everyone knows, in ways no one’s ever seen before.



A Christmas Carol

*** Stars

I shouldn’t doubt Robert Zemeckis as much as I do. When I first saw the trailer to A Christmas Carol, I was supremely disappointed. It looked cartoonish and way too silly. Also, I’m still not sold on this whole 3-D phenomenon that’s seems as popular as Twilight. However, when watching A Christmas Carol, I was completely one over by Zemeckis’s masterful use of visual effects. Featuring a perfectly cast Jim Carrey, the only real complaint I have about this movie other than its story that I’ve seen a thousand times is its release date. Note to Hollywood: Christmas is December 25th, not November 6th.



Ninja Assassin

**1/2 stars

Ninja Assassin is 99 minutes of ninja assassins assassinating other ninjas. Sorry for the spoilers.



The Road

*** Stars

Viggo Mortensen is such a gifted actor. His tone and delivery is mostly the same in every movie he is in, but his presence is so strong that your eye immediately focuses on him. He brilliantly stars in the adaptation of the extremely popular Cormac McCarthy novel, about a man and his son trying to survive in a post-apocalyptic society. It’s an exhausting experience, but it will stay with you long after you’ve left. The Road is a haunting of hellish proportions.