Sunday, January 27, 2008

Meet the Spartans

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0 Stars

You know what's sad? Half these jokes in Meet the Spartans were used in my seventh grade filmmaking stage. So does that mean I could have had the #1 film in America at the age of twelve? Yes, Meet the Spartans, another tired spoof about pop culture is #1 again with 18.5$ million.

What's even sadder is that the cast & crew aren't even trying, by recycling jokes that are sixth months past its mediocre stage of reference. Meet the Spartans is the equivalent of 300 on the cover of Star Magazine meaning that no one really gives a rat's ass about you're story. Leave the freaking film alone.

Note: If you haven't seen 300 and you're really want to see this (please e-mail with reasons so I can understand why the film was made) then you are going to have no idea what's going on. If you have seen 300 and didn't like it, then you will hate the films concept. And if you have seen 300 and loved it, you will be tortured with its dreadful remorse of its joke. So my point again, there will be no satisfying outcome for any viewer.

Here is Meet the Spartans in a nutshell: it's everything you hate about American society and everything you hate about television. Then they charge you ten bucks to see it.

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