Saturday, March 20, 2010
Chloe
Chloe, or Fatal Attraction meets Closer, brings up the question: Does a B-movie with an A-list cast make it better or worse? The film doesn't necessarily provide an answer, and I won't be premature and say worse, but this uninteresting and lazy thriller certainly helps that claim.
This is one of those movies where every single character borderlines on being unlikeable. They are all either hopeless and helpless or lost and confused, and every member of the main family seems to know nothing about each other. Julianne Moore plays the miserable, middle-aged wife Catherine Stewart, a gynecologist who suspects her husband David (Liam Neeson) of having an affair after missing the flight home for his surprise birthday party. David's excuse is that he hates birthday parties and everything about them. You'd assume he's lying, but in the context of the conversation the couples has, Catherine seems to know this. So wouldn't you think after two decades or so of marriage, she'd know that a surprise birthday party is probably not the best idea? Doesn't matter. It happens anyway.
Her suspicions are raised when she reads a text message on David's phone, "Thanks for last night!"-Miranda. And there's a picture to go with it of her and David. Okay, now that's plausible. But things go from melodramatic to ridiculous when Catherine hires a beautiful young woman named Chloe to flirt with her husband. Her job? To see how he will act. Wouldn't it be much easier to just call Miranda's phone or text her back and pretend to be him? Wait, that's what a real suspicious person would do under the circumstances. This after all, is a movie, one with characters doing things they would never do unless they were in fact, in a movie. I'm all for suspending disbelief, but I won't settle for boring and illogical storytelling.
So just when I thought I had figured out Chloe, it turns into every joke I thought about in my head while viewing it. When the film reveals all its secrets, there were moments where I thought, it would be really funny if that character slept with that character, then lied about it, then had sex with someone else that was important to that character out of revenge, then went crazy because of all the rejection. I had seriously doubts I'd be right here, but this in fact, is what actually happens.
I did my best there not to give anything away. In other words, let's just say Chloe is not afraid to go there. It's a shame that the A-list actors are dragged along for the ride.
I may have just answered my own question.
Friday, March 19, 2010
Greenberg
Saturday, March 06, 2010
2010 Oscar Predictions
The frontrunner for Best Picture The Hurt Locker has had a few bumps in the home stretch, but it should hold on fine and dandy for tomorrow night in what's been a rather unexciting and predictable Oscar race. Sure, Sunday night will be wonderful to watch, and lord knows I'll be in heaven, but I'm still disappointed in the Academy's choices for best picture. They got the ones we knew were going to get nominated right (Hurt Locker, Avatar, Up in the Air, Inglourious Basterds), but they missed the mark with other forgotten genres such as comedy. However, no matter what they choose, there is always a winner. And I must now predict them. I have already given my analysis of the movies (click here for that article), so here are simply my predictions and snubs.
Best Picture
Nominees:
Avatar
The Blind Side
District 9
An Education
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Precious
A Serious Man
Up
Up in the Air
Who will win: The Hurt Locker
Who should win: Avatar
Who got snubbed: Where the Wild Things Are, (500) Days of Summer, & Star Trek
Who shouldn't be there: The Blind Side
Best Director
Nominees:
Kathryn Bigelow for The Hurt Locker
James Cameron for Avatar
Quentin Tarantino for Inglourious Basterds
Jason Reitman for Up in the Air
Lee Daniels for Precious
Who will win: Kathryn Bigelow
Who should win: Bigelow
Who got snubbed: Spike Jonze for Where the Wild Things Are
Who shouldn't there: Jonze would take Lee Daniels place
Best Actor
Nominees:
Jeff Bridges for Crazy Heart
George Clooney for Up in the Air
Jeremy Renner for The Hurt Locker
Morgan Freeman for Invictus
Colin Firth for A Single Man
Who will win: Jeff Bridges
Who should win: Bridges
Who got snubbed: Sam Rockwell for Moon
Who shouldn't be there: All five are worthy, but if it were the case, Rockwell would take Freeman's place.
Best Actress
Nominees:
Sandra Bullock for The Blind Side
Meryl Streep for Julie and Julia
Carey Mulligan for An Education
Gabourey Sidibe for Precious
Helen Mirren for The Last Station
Who will win: Sandra Bullock for The Blind Side
Who should win: I have no say in this category
Who got snubbed: Saoirse Ronan for The Lovely Bones
Who shouldn't be there: This category is very weak this year.
Best Supporting Actor
Nominees:
Christopher Waltz for Inglourious Basterds
Christopher Plummer for The Last Station
Matt Damon for Invictus
Woody Harrelson for The Messenger
Stanley Tucci for The Lovely Bones
Who will win: Christopher Waltz
Who should win: Waltz
Who got snubbed: Anthony Mackie for The Hurt Locker
Best Supporting Actress
Nominees:
Monique for Precious
Anna Kendrick Up in the Air
Vera Farmiga Up in the Air
Maggoe Gyllenhaal for Crazy Heart
Penelope Cruz for Nine
Who will win: Monique
Who should win: Doesn't matter. Monique's going to win. She is worthy. So is Farmiga.
Who got snubbed: Any actress from Inglourious Basterds
Best Adapted Screenplay
Nominees:
Mark Boal for The Hurt Locker
Quentin Tarantino for Inglourious Basterds
Alessandro Camon and Oren Moverman for The Messenger
Joel and Ethan Coen for A Serious Man
Bob Peterson and Pete Docter for Up
Who will win: Quentin Tarantino for Inglourious Basterds
Who should win: Quentin Tarantino for Inglourious Basterds
Who got snubbed: (500) Days of Summer
Best Original Screenplay
District 9 (Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell)
An Education (Nick Hornby)
In the Loop (Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci, Tony Roche)
Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire (Geoffrey Fletcher)
Up in the Air (Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner)
Who will win: Up in the Air
Who should win: Up in the Air
Who got snubbed: Where the Wild Things Are, Star Trek
Friday, March 05, 2010
Alice in Wonderland
There's no denying Alice in Wonderland's ambitious attempts at recreating the magic of the 1951 original, but with a collaboration as appropriate as Tim Burton and Johnny Depp, it's hard not to say that this visual-trip falls short of its expectations. Although it's certainly not a failure by any means (and for many, it's certainly worthy of admission), it fails to produce a story worthy of future remembrance.
I always admired Burton and Depp for their ability to adapt familiar stories into a creation of their own (including Sleepy Hallow, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Sweeney Todd, among others). Perhaps this is why it felt so right when this duo began to tackle this Disney classic. Depp plays the Mad Hatter, who is surprised to find that Alice (Mia Wasikowska) has returned to wonderland 13 years after the original (this isn't a sequel, but rather more of a re-imagining). Alice, now at the age of 19, is the daughter of a very wealthy family who escapes to Wonderland on the afternoon of her marriage proposal. When she arrives, she has forgotten her previous experiences, so everything is new to her.
It's interesting to watch Alice try and rediscover the rules of Wonderland such as the drink that shrinks her and the cake that enlarges her. The first 45 minutes of the movie include some very interesting characters and humorous scenes, but as Alice makes her way further into Wonderland the magic that was once sprinkled all over this place wears out. Especially in the third act.
I never give away an ending to a film in a review, and I won't start here, but the third act of Alice in Wonderland ruins any chance of letting the film become memorable. Instead of continuing down the path of visual wonders, new characters, and Alice's experience, she is shoved into a Chronicles of Narnia like situation that runs the rest of the movie's runtime amok. Helena Bonham Carter is an inspired choice to play the Red-Queen, but there's only so many times one can say, "Off with his head!" and still find it funny. Anne Hathaway is almost reduced to cameo status as the White Queen, who wants us Alice to fulfill the prophecy and take down the evil Red Queen. The Mad Hatter and other familiar characters including Tweedledum & Tweedledee, the White Rabbit, Cheshire Cat, and Abosolom the Caterpillar, all help Alice on her journey to discover what was once thought of as a dream, has now become real.
I was never bored by Alice in Wonderland, and on a visual scale, it's captivating, but I think this simply proves once again that in order to have a great film, one must have great visuals along a great story (yes, this has to do with my defending of Avatar). In Alice's case, she has been reduced to a pond in a visual game. It's a good thing the game is worthy of spectators, especially in a movie theater.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Shutter Island

Monday, February 15, 2010
Valentine's Day

Thursday, February 11, 2010
The Woflman
Ugh, I give up. I'm not fooling anybody.
The Wolfman however, delivers exactly what it promises. Some scary moments, plenty of quality kills, and a top-notch cast. For me, that's rather impressive given the films rumors of extensive delays and a hellish period in post-production.
Benicio Del Toro is an inspired choice to play an American named Lawrence Talbot, aka the man who eventually becomes the Wolfman. After Lawrence's brother is murdered by an apparent monster, he is called backed to his home in Victorian-era Great Britain to help discover the meaning behind his brother's death. Waiting for him is his brother's fiancee Gwen (Emily Blunt) and his father Sir John Talbot (Anthony Hopkins). With the town spooked and his family in mourning, Lawrence's search for the truth begins. Little did he know that would include him getting bit by a werewolf making him bedridden for weeks only to be completely healed of all wounds until a full moon hits the sky and he becomes a monster where he hunts human flesh until the next morning when he wakes up covered in blood with no memory of what he did as the town desperately tries to put him to death.
Happy Valentine's Day.
For what it's worth, director Joe Johnston is able to sustain The Wolfman to a very watchable length, keeping it well below two hours. Sometimes it's nice to get it and get out, especially for a premise that doesn't require that much of a set-up. We don't actually see the transformation until about half way through, which is when all logic is thrown out the window and is replaced by bloody action. But you know what? I'm not complaining. The film is visually arresting and on some occasions, quietly moving. However I will admit that the third act is totally lame. In what could be the most ridiculous fight sequence since Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway in Bride Wars, The Woflman takes the cowardly way out and gives into the mass-audience's demand for third-act (and in this case, third-class) action sequences.
The movie is a toss-up. I for one never came to close to hating it and was quite interested in where the characters were heading. Hugo Weaving adds some clever wit as Inspector Abberline, who comes to town to track down the werewolf. When all is said and done, a better story would have been nice, but sometimes you have to take what you can get. So be it, The Wolfman cometh.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Crazy Heart
Crazy Heart is a story we’ve all seen before, but told and acted in a way that is truly original. Jeff Bridges’ portrayal of Bad Blake, a country music star whose hit rock bottom, is a brilliant one, a performance of wonderful integrity and startling emotion. He deserves every award he has already been given, and I’ll be very surprised if someone else other than him takes home the Best Actor come Oscar night. Along side Bridges is a great a performance by Maggie Gyllenhaal, who surprisingly received a well-deserved supporting actress nomination for her role as Blake’s lover.
The story begins with Bad Blake, who at one point was a high-flying country star with fame and fortune, booze and women. The movie opens with him playing at a bowling alley, so obviously he’s hit some sort of road bump in his career (or perhaps a road block). He has become to care more about the whiskey he drinks than the tunes he plays. When he meets a young journalist named Jean (Gyllenhaal) at one of his shows, the two begin to spark an interest in each other. After Jean asks him what he wants to talk about, he replies, “I want to talk about how bad you make this room look.” Right then and there we know exactly what this character wants, and how open he is in getting it. After they hook-up for the first time, Bad Blake hits the road again to continue his tour, stopping every now and then to see the first women in a long time that’s made him, well, happy.
Colin Ferrell and Robert Duvall offer their fine talents in supporting roles that add a level of maturity and experience to Bridges’ already astounding screen presence. Duvall plays a bartender and Blake’s old friend, and Ferrell plays Tommy, Bad’s old apprentice who is a now a big country star. Tommy hasn’t forgotten what Bad has done for him, and offers him a chance to kick-start his career again. But the effects of alcoholism have already consumed Bad Blake, and it takes a lot of physical and mental pain before he can become himself again.
The movie takes a particular topic that movies seem to overdo and puts in a realistic, contemporary setting with a real character, making it a very down-to-earth story about a man dealing with such a such addiction to alcohol that he literally sleeps with a bottle wrapped up in his cozy arms on more than one occasion. There are no beatings around the bush here. Alcohol is as strong of theme in this film as Bad Blake’s music, if not stronger.
Bridges is one of America’s finest actors, and he proves this once again in Crazy Heart, a brilliantly acted and tragically real tale of one man trying to find a small measure of peace on the road to redemption.
Friday, January 15, 2010
The Lovely Bones
I understand why people aren't into Peter Jackson's screenplay here, but there is a too much talent on and behind the camera to just dismiss the whole film all together. Saoirse Ronan (Atonement) plays Susie Salmon (like the fish), a 14-year old girl who is raped and murdered (but the rape is not referenced here) by her neighbor George Harvey (a mesmerizing performance by Stanley Tucci) and watches over family from heaven dealing with the aftermaths of her death.
For the first timers who didn't read the book (including myself) think What Dreams May Come meets Mystic River. Mark Wahlberg and Rachel Weisz are fitting as Suzie's grieving parents (although Weisz's screen time is very limited), and there are some moments in Director Peter Jackson's film that are almost poetic (especially nearing the climax) but screenwriter Peter Jackson and company disappoint.
I know I sound like a broken record here, but this is another film that falls victim to the MPAA. This shouldn't be a PG-13 film because it needs to be darker, and it shouldn't be a dark R-rated movie because it doesn't need to be. What The Lovely Bones needs is to be unrestricted from money worries and ratings to tell the story we the audience wanted to see. If that occurred, we could have been looking at the Oscar frontrunner everyone was expecting.
Thursday, December 31, 2009
The Blind Side
Sandra Bullock gives an uplifting performance as Leigh Anne Tuohy, a white Christian from a white Christian family who decides to take in a homeless African-American named Michael Oher. To put it lightly, Michael has had a rough childhood. Out of the goodness of their heart, Leigh and her family take Michael into their home after they discover him walking home alone from school with no where to go. Once under their house, Michael learns to appreciate the aspects of family, and soon he becomes apart of it. They learn he has a knack for football. He gets good. Very good. Uplifting stuff right?
This is all stuff you already know. People are not going to see The Blind Side for the surprises, but surprisingly, what's good about The Blind Side is just this, the journey itself. Not the destination. The moments Bullock are on screen, the movie holds. Without her, that lifetime channel vibe afloats. An amazing story becomes a good movie. Not great, but I'll take that anyday.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Invictus

Saturday, December 26, 2009
Nine

Friday, December 25, 2009
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Sherlock Holmes
Friday, December 18, 2009
Avatar
Avatar is not only a technical masterpiece, but also a truly taut and intelligent adventure, one that dazzles the eyes and stirs the heart. I haven't been this emotional involved in a blockbuster since The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Sure, The Dark Knight is one of the finest films of the decade, but my emotions sparked much stronger here throughout Avatar's entire 160 minute runtime. If you're an emotional person when it comes to movies (like me), expect James Cameron's latest to leave you breathless. Roger Ebert sums it up right: "Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you."
The year is 2154. The planet is a new world, called Pandora, a vastly rich and beautiful planet that the human race has bound to take control over, even though Pandora has never threatened Earth. However, Earth is dying and humans find it necessary to attack them because they have the resources we apparently need to survive (or to get rich, you decide). If you notice many similarities and comparisons to today's real world, you're suppose to. Cameron boldly places the ideas of today into the actions of tomorrow.
The story follows Jake Sully (Sam Worthington), a paraplegic marine who is recruited to take over an avatar after his identical twin dies. Jake is very interested because he can get his legs back in an avatar state. Also, if he does his job, he'll get an operation done where he'd be able to walk again. Therefore, the one thing that changes everything involves what Cameron does best: have a love story.
On Pandora, avatar Jake inhabits the Na'vi, the tribe that makes up the planet. They are very tall, blue-skinned, and extremely dangerous. But that's only if they attack you. They are mostly peaceful beings, who treat the earth the way we should.
Jake falls in love with Neytiri (Zoe Saldana), a Na'vi native who rescues him from the wicked creatures that inhabit Pandora (think Skull Island). After being accepted into their tribe for adhering to their environment, Jake is taught their way of life by Neytiri, through which they do indeed fall in love, which forces Jake to re-think which team he is fighting for.
The cast is great, the direction is outstanding, and the visuals are literally flirting with perfection. Sigourney Weaver particularly, has a much juicier part here than what I was expecting. She plays for the good side as a experienced scientist who wants nothing but to ensure the safety of the Na'vi. It's not so much the argument that humans are the enemy here and that's that, but it's what the human race represents that's the real enemy. This film should be discussed, analyzed, and be allowed for multiple viewings. It's extraordinarily fascinating.
What makes Avatar stand out is how Cameron uses groundbreaking technology to further storytelling, not just action. The story is more than just a good vs. evil fight, it creates a whole new world physically and emotionally. I'm not bringing down the action here, because it has some of the best action sequences in film history. The whole movie is a pure adrenaline rush. Good luck finding a better film in 2009. I know I won't.
Tuesday, December 08, 2009
Brothers
Friday, December 04, 2009
Up in the Air
Thursday, December 03, 2009
Reviews For Movies In Theaters Now
** Stars
The Box is an unnecessarily complex motion picture from director Richard Kelly. The premise is much too simple and exciting for the convoluted mind of the Donnie Darko helmer. It’s the story of a 1970’s suburban couple (played by the miscast of Cameron Diaz and James Marsden) who obtain a box from a strange and anonymous man (Frank Langella) who says that if they push the button on it, they’ll receive a payment of $1 million. The catch? Someone in the world they don’t know, will die. Too bad that The Box collapses into incoherency about half way through. I’ll always find Richard Kelly’s first film fascinating, and I’m not ready to give up on him, but with Southland Tales and The Box, Kelly has yet to prove he can tell a story that makes sense.
Michael Jackson’s This is It
***1/2 Stars
What a wonderful surprise of a movie this is. The final curtain call of Michael Jackson’s career is a celebratory one. This is It is a simple and exuberant celebration of the spirit of one of this country’s most talented musicians. Even at the age of 50, the man can still bring it. Creator Kenny Ortega gives the fans and the world a glimpse of the man everyone knows, in ways no one’s ever seen before.
A Christmas Carol
*** Stars
I shouldn’t doubt Robert Zemeckis as much as I do. When I first saw the trailer to A Christmas Carol, I was supremely disappointed. It looked cartoonish and way too silly. Also, I’m still not sold on this whole 3-D phenomenon that’s seems as popular as Twilight. However, when watching A Christmas Carol, I was completely one over by Zemeckis’s masterful use of visual effects. Featuring a perfectly cast Jim Carrey, the only real complaint I have about this movie other than its story that I’ve seen a thousand times is its release date. Note to Hollywood: Christmas is December 25th, not November 6th.
Ninja Assassin
**1/2 stars
Ninja Assassin is 99 minutes of ninja assassins assassinating other ninjas. Sorry for the spoilers.
The Road
*** Stars
Viggo Mortensen is such a gifted actor. His tone and delivery is mostly the same in every movie he is in, but his presence is so strong that your eye immediately focuses on him. He brilliantly stars in the adaptation of the extremely popular Cormac McCarthy novel, about a man and his son trying to survive in a post-apocalyptic society. It’s an exhausting experience, but it will stay with you long after you’ve left. The Road is a haunting of hellish proportions.
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
The Road
*** Stars
Viggo Mortensen is such a gifted actor. His tone and delivery is mostly the same in every movie he is in, but his presence is so strong that your eye immediately focuses on him. He brilliantly stars in the adaptation of the extremely popular Cormac McCarthy novel, about a man and his son trying to survive in a post-apocalyptic society. It’s an exhausting experience, but it will stay with you long after you’ve left. The Road is a haunting of hellish proportions.















